March 2012
shamelesslyartsy:
sarkyfancypants:
ohh-jaah:
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comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
geromytime:
mpregnate:
1 tag
cheerfullittleclubs started following you
cheerfullittleclubs:
meepindoodle:
Hellooo, Clubs :D
hiiii!
can i just
cuddle you
and maybe put you in my pocket
February 2012
I'm hilarious
dreamparticles:
donovanandandersonarecunts:
masterfromcatering:
lost my shit.
cheerfullittleclubs started following you
Hellooo, Clubs :D
Watchpiratebo0ty:
tilltheimagefadesaway:
notsomethingclever:
omfg
literally LOL’ing right now
omg lsg;asd’s
Watchanalfucks:
freakaddicted:
lostinadreamingstate:
8—————3:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
I Um I just, what. I don’t even know the words for how adorable this is.
zxcscv zsvcz
omg
1 tag
Bluh bluh, I made a Doze rp blog. Nothing on it... →
Homestuck Fandom right now
Everyone: WHO. WHAT. NEW CHARACTER???? AGAIN???! SEADWELLERS??
Cosplayers: Gotta go fast
Fanartists: Gotta go fast
Theorists: Gotta go fast
5 tags
vastderp:
mageofbloodandhope:
halfemptymouse:
reapershadcat:
awkwaben:
danithedoommagnet:
teh-english-speepstakes:
digitonicelectronic:
crimsonkappa:
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Megatron
...
Watchomaiitsback:
sammneiland:
drakillya:
toocooltobehipster:
omfg
HELP I CAN’T BREATHE FUCK
same.
This is a sure fire way to scare the living piss out of small children.
Bravo.
how to get followers
milk-face:
iamnotahomosexual:
knerzig:
iamnotahomosexual:
knerzig:
r-r-r-robin:
get into homestuck cosplay
get naked
amidoinitright?
wow this is even better because joh is in the first gif.
wait, what?
Let me see this
OH MY GOD! JOHN!?
screaming though
wow good
nightmareloki:
thefiercemccoy:
freemanstyle:
...
5 tags
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fluffycreature:
vexlyne:
captaindori:
one-more-miracle-sherlock-for-me:
kittyneiti:
mynameisgrey:
skyfullofhat:
moriartysliveinchum:
hooperly:
skarosoul:
emmyandl:
hannah-k:
hatofulgirlfriend:
pikyun:
pokxun
ok
hatofulgirlfriend
///?//?? its not that difficult for…
cataijvdori
close enough xD
VEXKYTNE
NAILED IT.
fluffycreature
oh shit i can...
hello this is 911 what is your emergency.
dante basco: i've stumbled upon some weird obscure cult that are all stuck at home and led by a man who draws himself kissing me.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
2 tags
Mademoiselle.;: i wanna sleep
Mademoiselle.;: so bad
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: go sleep
Mademoiselle.;: idk
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: i'll drag you to bed
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: then i'll tuck you in and read you goodnight moon
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: first post lol txt it
Mademoiselle.;: read me homestuck
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: okay
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: kid stands in his bedroom, HOLY SHIT EPIC VIDJIA GAME, everyone dies
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: goodnight darling
Mademoiselle.;: no
Mademoiselle.;: beginning to end
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: ohshi
Mademoiselle.;: in one night
Mademoiselle.;: and no skipping pester logs
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: lemme just snort a whole rock of cocaine and down this coffee pot
Mademoiselle.;: no
Mademoiselle.;: do it in your current state
Mademoiselle.;: if you fall asleep
Mademoiselle.;: start over
Mademoiselle.;: very beginning
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: fffuuuuuuUUUUUUUUU
Mademoiselle.;: let the game begin /saw mask
brittaneyamber:
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
BLANKITY
BLANKITY
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Expectations &Realities:
wtfsofunny:
When you want to smile sweetly at someone: Expectation: Reality: Dancing to your favorite song: Expectation:
Reality:
Laughing at something really funny:
Expectation:
Reality:
Waving Hi to your crush:
Expectation:
Reality:
Finding out something that’s really exciting:
Expectation:
Reality:
wtf this blog is so funny:))
Expectations &Realities:
wtfsofunny:
When you want to smile sweetly at someone: Expectation: Reality: Dancing to your favorite song: Expectation:
Reality:
Laughing at something really funny:
Expectation:
Reality:
Waving Hi to your crush:
Expectation:
Reality:
Finding out something that’s really exciting:
Expectation:
Reality:
wtf this blog is so funny:))
bipch:
if you follow me and dont like homestuck then this post is for you:
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
fuckyeahndasian:
aww that’s cute
..wait
hold the fuck up
isn’t that a…
and that’s up her..
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nyehwweh:
n-i-n-i:
ACCURATE.
Seriously,
welostmaria:
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS?
AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE:
THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
kfcrage:
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA
I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET
2 tags
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: YOU ARE FALSDW
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: *FALSE
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: YOU AREC EMPUYT
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: *ARE
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: *EMPTY
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: ...vodka!
dickPrince: Roxy, put the alcohol down this instance!!
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: np
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: *no
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: FALSE ANMD EMPYT
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: *AND
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: *EMPTY
dickPrince: Roxy.....
(Meep) saccharineArtisan: tightass
dickPrince: >:B