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mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

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skankplissken:

Tokyo Godfathers | 2003 | Satoshi Kon

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kittiezandtittiez:

This gun will point at you from whatever angle you look at it.

image

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kismesister:

I GOT NEW PENS TODAY AND THEY ARE MAGICAL.

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I.
five sets of two hands, fingers spread wide
my best friend lying next to me squeaks out
“never have I ever masturbated”
a chortle and a shrug between the boys as they flick down their obligatory fingers
and I can’t help but feel a twinge in my stomach as my pinky follows suit
the silence in the room is thick and grey and suddenly sliced by
“…really?”
yes really.
have you ever experienced fun?

II.
I pull away a hair caught in my scarlet lipstick
in my reflection I see my table mate from english class
behind me she blinks twice and scoffs
“who are you trying to impress?”
the bathroom door is closed behind her before I can ask
the last time she did something to impress herself.

III.
before a trip to the mall
one of my friends spends two hours
perfecting her bronzer
and choosing the perfect pair of shoes
the other rubs in dry shampoo
and is out the door in less than five minutes
they are two of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen.

IV.
my father calls me beautiful through a mouthful of popcorn
as I pour a glass of milk to accompany my now third piece of leftover birthday cake
he plants a kiss on my cheek and I grin as I wipe it away.

V.
she asks me what to do to start loving herself
and I send her away to my full length mirror
and demand to only speak to her
when she’s found something to adore
the way I did with my knobby knees
and tiger-striped hips
and big square teeth
fifteen minutes go by
and she finally points to the freckles on her nose
splits into a grin
the one that makes everyone weak in the knees
and I watch the lightbulb go off above her head
as she realizes
it’s never been her job to hate her body

VI.
i tell my sister she looks cute today
and the look on her boyfriend’s face
when she blurts out “damn right I do!”
is priceless.

VII.
I used to worry that I’d never find someone who loved me at all
and now my biggest fear
is finding someone who can adore me as much as I’ve come to.

—seven thoughts on self love that came to me before I got my driver’s license (llb)

(Source: fadingdreamsonivorykeys)

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Is the Textsfromwvba dead as well?
Anonymous

again like with the askthewvba, i haven’t had any time to work on it o:

but the texts blog is open to submissions, so if there’s any desire for activity while i’m focusing on school then there’s always that qUq

i’m sure once i find time to work on the askblog i can start paying attention to the texts blog as well, but for now they’re both on a sort of hiatus until i get some time away from school.

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I'm sorry.

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8ot:

my life is just one big ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: pmmmprincess)

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nickfuckface:

halloween2007:

drunkonfanfiction:

fedorathexplorer:

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

What is this

embarrassment incarnate

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atlanticazul96:

Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like

image

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buttcrackle:

this is what made me watch the x files

(Source: creepycryptid)

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spikievstheuniverse:

La Muerte by Spikie

Go see the book of life!!!! go now!!!!
La Muerte was my favorite character design, but the whole movie is gorgeous!!!

- Spikie

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anothersaxophonist:

rest rest REST REST REST REST REST REST

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someone: anime is trash
anime fan: ikr
someone: homestuck is garbage
homestuck fan: *hi-five*
someone: superwholock is shit
superwholock fan: UMMM WTF I'LL FUCCIN BURN U AND THEN BURY U WHERE NO-ONE CAN FIND U *364781 gifs of humperdink croydensnatch*
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hotelmario:

I’m just a feel. Yes I’m only a feel. And I’m sitting here on No GF Hill 

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